Day Five (10GDoC)

“Cutting a corpse into into several pieces is a good way to make one gift look like several gifts! It’s a good thing.” – Martha Stewart I’m almost finished with my Christmas shopping. Also, the apartment above mine is suddenly vacant. That’s not decay you smell from under the wrapping paper; it’s Christmas spirit 🙂 […]

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Day Four (10GDoC)

About to board my flight to Vegas. It’s just a layover, but still, it’s a first for me. In the meantime, here’s a short song about the spirit of Christmas….VENGEANCE! 🙂 “Fresh Out of Hell” (To the tune of “The First Noel”)   Fresh out of Hell, a corpse has escaped from the cheap wooden […]

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Day Three (10GDoC)

I just drove eight hours from Los Angeles to San Francisco, and now that I’m hopelessly addicted to Peaky Blinders, I can’t be trusted to spend much time writing these intro paragraphs. But the first step to addiction is admitting it, so…progress? Remember to hang lights on your front porch for Cthulhu’s imminent arrival 🙂 […]

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Yorkie-thon 4 LIVE STREAM!

One of the greatest podcasts I’ve ever heard is The Movie Crypt, hosted by filmmakers Adam Green (“Hatchet,” “Frozen,” “Digging Up the Marrow”) and Joe Lynch (“Mayhem,” “Point Blank,” “Wrong Turn 2”). Every week includes interviews with amazing individuals in the film and music world, including Mick Garris, Slash from Guns n’ Roses, Chris Columbus […]

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(Review) “3 From Hell”

I saw Rob Zombie’s latest installment in the Firefly Family Saga, 3 From Hell, this evening. Before I begin my review and hurl some “first impression” thoughts your way, two things: First, I’m a huge Rob Zombie fan, through and through. I’m telling you this because I don’t want you to mistake me for an […]

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Scared Sh*tless

There are two things I wish I’d learned about at a younger age. Not work ethic. Not the dangers of alcoholism. Not the power of a passing compliment to save a stranger’s life. I’m talking about video games and weed. The latter I don’t indulge in very often, but the former…man, oh man, I’ve been […]

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