Which do you prefer, spiked eggnog or piked heads?
Two days ’til Christmas. Nine days ’til 2020. 313 days til Halloween.
Enjoy 🙂
“Lone Survivor Boy”
(To the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”)
“Don’t scream,” they said to me,
pa rum pum pum pum.
My eyes they forced to see,
pa rum pum pum pum.
Hellhounds ripped off my wings,
pa rum pum pum pum.
On foot, I fled the king,
pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum.
We cannot banish him,
pa rum pum pum pum.
To Hell we’ll succumb…
Swinging our dead babies,
pa rum pum pum pum.
Drinking in mothers’ grief,
pa rum pum pum pum.
Over our cries, they’d sing,
“Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum!”
Shall I recount for you…
pa rum pum pum pum…
…the tale in its sum?
Though it’s horrid,
pa rum pum pum pum.
Corpses soon rotted,
pa rum pum pum pum.
We’ll take our vengeance now,
pa rum pum pum pum.
We’ll put their heads on pikes,
pa rum pum pum pum!
Rum pum pum pum!
Rum pum pum pum!
We’ll shove the Devil’s crown,
pa rum pum pum pum,
Right up his bum!
Ash Crowlin 