I have a new YA fiction novel called Moving Through coming out on February 14th! Moving Through will be released under my real name, Chase Will. Please consider following me there as well, since I intend to release several more novels under this name in addition to releasing splatterpunk books under Ash Crowlin. The story […]Read More New Young Adult Book!
Merry early Christmas, everyone! Last week, I released a surprise tie-in to “Birthday Girl” called “The Crowlin Christmas Special.” It’s available on Amazon as a digital exclusive, along with (for a limited time) the digital version of “Birthday Girl.” “From beyond the grave, Ash Crowlin (author of splatter-punk novella Birthday Girl) presents The Crowlin Christmas […]Read More Surprise Book release!
Great news! The gang at CryptTeaze has a brand new show on YouTube called CryptTeaze Family Fun Night! Our debut episode, in which we’re joined by Dread Central founder Steve “Uncle Creepy” Barton, is available now here. We came up with this show after laughing our asses off during weekly Zoom meetings for the website. […]Read More CryptTeaze Family Fun Night! (Ep.1-“Gremlins”)
There are quite a few idioms that force a listener to pause and wonder: “Where the hell did that saying come from?” Surely you’ve heard a few of these: “The lights are on, but nobody’s home!” “Sure…when pigs fly!” “Put a sock in it!” These are each pretty strange. The first one seems a bit […]Read More Idiots and Idioms
The walls are talking to me. I’m sitting at my kitchen table, alone. It’s been my daily habit for almost a solid month—wake up, make coffee, sit at my kitchen table for an eight-hour workday, shower, go back to my table for four hours of typing, drink more coffee, go back to my table for […]Read More High and Dry
I hope you all had a merry Christmas. I know how stressful it can be, gathering your loved ones under the guise of holiday love and positioning them perfectly around the tree so that your mass sacrifice to Ba’al goes off without a hitch. Hopefully you remembered to set out plenty of fake presents to […]Read More Day 10 (10 GDoC)
Happy Christmas Eve! Remember to leave booze and tacos out for Santa tonight. “I Saw Mommy Killed By Santa Claus” (To the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”) I saw Mommy killed by Santa Claus, Her muffled screams were filled with horrid fright. His knife was thrusting deep as she was slaughtered […]Read More Day Nine (10GDoC)
Which do you prefer, spiked eggnog or piked heads? Two days ’til Christmas. Nine days ’til 2020. 313 days til Halloween. Enjoy 🙂 “Lone Survivor Boy” (To the tune of “Little Drummer Boy”) “Don’t scream,” they said to me, pa rum pum pum pum. My eyes they forced to see, pa rum pum pum […]Read More Day Eight (10GDoC)
As if endless Hallmark Christmas Specials weren’t enough to drive you insane, I’m sure you’ve been inundated with Mariah Carey’s “hit” Christmas song. Personally, I think my version is better. Too bad Walmart won’t play it over their speakers on loop… “All I Bring for Christmas (is Doom)” (To the tune of “All I […]Read More Day Seven (10GDoC)
“Dark Visions of The Lord Aeglus” (To the tune of “I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas” I’m screaming through the night of Aeglus, The fiery lord from down below. With his thousand eyes glaring and teeth made for tearing, He’ll bring carnage in the snow. Stop fleeing from our Lord Aeglus, Herald of The One […]Read More Day Six (10GDoC)